Sunday, May 12, 2013

A Mothers Day Blessing from Me to You

May your baby's poop stay always in the diaper and never leak up the back.





May you fall asleep before your husband so you can't hear his snoring.

May you never lose a stuffed animal at bedtime.

May your laundry pile be conquerable.

May your stuck on messes come unstuck.





May your microwaves stay clean.

May your couch cushions always be washable.

May your baby vomit always on the burp cloth and never in your hair or mouth.


May you never drop the baby's paci on the restaurant floor.

May your kids never tantrum in the checkout line.


May your kids never EVER get carsick on every vacation.


May your food never be pronounced "YUCKY A'SGUSTIN "

May you have a blessed Mothers Day.











1 comment:

  1. I love your mom blessings!
    I have one to add: May your potty-training kid's poop never miss the toilet and and hit the walls (just speaking theoretically) ��

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